Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Why did the boy put candles on t…
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Why did the boy stand behind the…
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Why did the boy take the ruler t…
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Why did the boy who rode his bik…
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?
Because he’d already done the sharps and flats.
Why did the burglar take a showe…
Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway
Why did the bus stop? Because it…
Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
Why did the cannibal break up wi…
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn’t suit his taste!
Why did the cannibal eat the tig…
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
Why did the cannibal live on his…
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people.
Why did the car judder to a stop…
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?
It had a nervous breakdown.