Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Why did the cat join the Red Cro…
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Why did the cat put the letter “…
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ?
Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !
Why did the cat sleep under the …
Why did the cat sleep under the car ?
Because she wanted to wake up oily !
Why did the chick disappoint his…
Why did the chick disappoint his mother ?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !
Why did the chicken cross the “n…
Why did the chicken cross the “net” ?
It wanted to get to the other site !
Why did the chicken cross the ba…
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls
Why did the chicken cross the pl…
Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide
Why did the chicken cross the ro…
Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?
He wanted to lay it on the line !
Why did the chicken cross the ro…
Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done.
Why did the chicken end up in th…
Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Because it ran out of cluck !