Why did the chicken get sent off?
For persistent fowl play!
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Why did the chicken walk on the …
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Why did the composer spend all h…
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?
He wrote sheet music.
Why did the computer act crazy?I…
Why did the computer act crazy?
It had a screw loose.
Why did the condom cross the roa…
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because it was pissed off.
Why did the cow jump over the mo…
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
Why did the cowboy die with his …
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?
Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
Why did the cowboy get a hot sea…
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because he rode the range.
Why did the cowboy ride his hors…
Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
Why did the cowboy’s car stop?It…
Why did the cowboy’s car stop?
It had Injun (engine) trouble.