Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
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Why did the dinosaur walk on two…
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
To give the ants a chance.
Why did the dish and spoon hide …
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
Why did the dog go to the doctor…
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can.
Why did the dog have a gleam in …
Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Why did the dog jump into the se…
Why did the dog jump into the sea?
He wanted to chase the catfish!
Why did the dog mistake the dog …
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?
He was colour-blind.
Why did the dog run in circles?H…
Why did the dog run in circles?
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Why did the dog say he was an ac…
Why did the dog say he was an actor?
His leg was in a cast.
Why did the dog sleep so poorly?…
Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!