Why did the elephant eat the candle?
He wanted a light snack!
Why did the elephant eat the can…
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Why did the elephant jump in the…
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?
To stop getting wet !
Why did the elephant paint himse…
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
Why did the elephant paint his t…
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
Why did the farmer call his hors…
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?
Because it’s covered with horsehide!
Why did the farmer feed his pigs…
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Why did the farmer feed money to…
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk!
Why did the farmer fence in the …
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Why did the farmer hang raincoat…
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Why did the farmer put brandy in…
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef!