Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Why did the farmer put his cow o…
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Why did the fat monster put a ca…
Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!
Why did the firefly keep stealin…
Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?
What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?
A firefly with a short circuit !
Why did the fly fly ?…
Why did the fly fly ?
Why did the footballer hold his …
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?
Because he liked sole music !
Why did the footballer hold his …
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music!
Why did the former porn actor ge…
Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?
Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.
Why did the ghost go to the funf…
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
Why did the ghost work at Scotla…
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?
He was the Chief In-Spectre.
Why did the girl Gorilla, engage…
Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
Because in the last analysis she just couldn’t see it!