Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
That’s where you wash all your vegetables!
Why do blondes wash their hair i…
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Why do burgers laugh when you su…
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?
Who knows – maybe they’re picklish!
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?…
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test their meattle!
Why do cannibals make suitcases …
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads?
Because they’re headcases.
Why do cannibals make suitcases …
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?
Because they’re headcases !
Why do cats chase birds ?For a l…
Why do cats chase birds ?
For a lark !
Why do cemeteries have fences ar…
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why do Chihuahuas have such shor…
Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
Why do church bells never send e…
Why do church bells never send e-mails?
They’d rather give each other a ring.
Why do computer teachers never g…
Why do computer teachers never get sick?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.