Why do artists never win when they play football ?
They keep drawing !
Why do artists never win when th…
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Why do bald-headed men never use…
Why do bald-headed men never use keys?
Because they’ve lost their locks.
Why do barbers make good drivers…
Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.
Why do bears have fur coats ? Be…
Why do bears have fur coats ?
Because they’d look stupid in anoraks !
Why do beavers spend a fortune o…
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
They never want to log off.
Why do bees buzz ?Because they c…
Why do bees buzz ?
Because they can’t whistle !
Why do bees have sticky hair ?Be…
Why do bees have sticky hair ?
Beacuse of the honey combs !
Why do bees hum ?Because they’ve…
Why do bees hum ?
Because they’ve forgotten the words !
Why do black cats never shave ?B…
Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
Why do blondes have see-through …
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.