Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

Why do elephants eat raw food ?

Because they don’t know how to cook !

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they’ve no pockets to put things in !

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won’t step on the fish.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it’s out of the high rent district.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they’re easier to get at the ballpark.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails, it’d be very difficult to aim.