Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires !
Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires !
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
Because they can’t stop saving their work.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
They prefer cricket matches!
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?
They give meaty performances – especially if they are in their prime!
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
They’re great at the plate!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
Why do hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.
Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?
The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.