Why do little boys whine?
Because they’re practicing to be men.
Why do little boys whine?
Because they’re practicing to be men.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ?
So that they can pack the defence !
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defence!
Why do men act like idiots?
Who says they’re acting?
Why do men die before their wives?
– They want to.
Why do men masturbate?
It’s sex with someone they love.
Why do men prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company
Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair !
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside.