Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
So they don’t become polly-saturated!
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Why do penguins eat fish? Becaus…
Why do penguins eat fish?
Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
Why do pens get sent to prison ?…
Why do pens get sent to prison ?
To do long sentences !
Why do people beat their clocks?…
Why do people beat their clocks?
To kill time.
Why do people dislike going to t…
Why do people dislike going to the dentist?
Because he is boring.
Why do people go to bed? Because…
Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed won’t come to them.
Why do people leave letters at t…
Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?
They want to catch the last goal-post !
Why do pigs have flat snouts? Fr…
Why do pigs have flat snouts?
From running in to trees.
Why do pigs like February 14th? …
Why do pigs like February 14th?
They get lots of Valenswines.
Why do pigs love Halloween? Ther…
Why do pigs love Halloween?
There’s lots of hogsgobblin.