Why doesn’t Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?
Pigs don’t have red noses.
Why doesn’t Santa hitch his slei…
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Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s c…
Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle?
It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants…
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Why don’t anteaters get sick ?Be…
Why don’t anteaters get sick ?
Because they are full of antibodies!
Why don’t anteaters get sick? Be…
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of anty-bodies !
Why don’t apples smile when you …
Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ?
Because they’re crab apples !
Why don’t astronauts get hungry …
Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they’ve just had a big launch.
Why don’t astronauts keep their …
Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs very long?
Because as soon as they start they get fired.
Why don’t bananas snore? Because…
Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why don’t blondes like to make K…
Why don’t blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
They can’t get eight cups of water into that little packet.