Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?
Because they have cotton balls.
Why don’t bunnies make noise whe…
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Why don’t cannibals eat comedian…
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?
They taste funny.
Why don’t cannibals like to eat …
Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
He gives them runs!
Why don’t chickens like people ?…
Why don’t chickens like people ?
They beat eggs !
Why don’t cows ever have any mon…
Why don’t cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry!
Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet …
Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.
Why don’t dogs make good dancers…
Why don’t dogs make good dancers ?
Because they have two left feet !
Why don’t elephants like martini…
Why don’t elephants like martinis?
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?
Why don’t elephants like playing…
Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?
Because of all the cheetahs !
Why don’t ghosts make good magic…
Why don’t ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.