Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Why don’t lawyers enjoy playing golf?
Because it’s too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?
Nobody will look for them.
Why don’t lobsters share?
They’re shellfish.
why don’t men do laundry?
cause the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control!
Why don’t men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?
It’s too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police force?
They can’t hide behind billboards.
Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ?
Because they are always earwigging their conversations !