Why was the headmaster worried?
Because there were too many rulers in school!
Why was the headmaster worried?B…
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Why was the hen banned from send…
Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?
She was always using fowl language.
Why was the horse all charged up…
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!
Why was the horseman fired from …
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
Why was the lady’s hair angry?Be…
Why was the lady’s hair angry?
Because she was always teasing it.
Why was the ladybird kicked out …
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Because she was a litter bug.
Why was the lightning bug unhapp…
Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
Because her children were not very bright.
Why was the lightning grilled on…
Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?
-To make heat lightning
Why was the lion-tamer fined ? H…
Why was the lion-tamer fined ?
He parked on a yellow lion !
Why was the little bear so spoil…
Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim !