Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Why was the man arrested for loo…
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Why was the man sued by his hors…
Why was the man sued by his horse?
For palomino-money!
Why was the monster sitting in h…
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
Why was the monster standing on …
Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Why was the monster standing on …
Why was the monster standing on his head?
He was turning things over in his mind.
Why was the moth so unpopular ?H…
Why was the moth so unpopular ?
He kept picking holes in everything !
Why was the mother flea feeling …
Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Why was the mother flea so unhap…
Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
All her children had gone to the dogs.
Why was the pig happy when revie…
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?
Because they called it garbage.
Why was the pig unhappy in the M…
Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.