Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast!
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Why was the racehorse names Stra…
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
Why was the restaurant called “O…
Why was the restaurant called “Out of this World”?
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
Why was the robber bionic? He wa…
Why was the robber bionic?
He was holding up a bank.
Why was the robber so secure? He…
Why was the robber so secure?
He was a safe robber.
Why was the school principal not…
Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?
They were both driving their cars at the time !
Why was the skeleton using the I…
Why was the skeleton using the Internet?
To bone up on his schoolwork.
Why was the skunk angry?He was i…
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed!
Why was the skunk arrested for c…
Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
Why was the snowman’s dog called…
Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.