Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Why was the struggling mange see…
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Why was the struggling mange see…
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
Why was the student witch so bad…
Why was the student witch so bad at essays?
Because she couldn’t spell properly.
Why was the vampire thought of a…
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?
Because he was a complete sucker.
Why was the young kangaroo throw…
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
Why was the young vampire a fail…
Why was the young vampire a failure?
Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
Why was there a bug in the compu…
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
Why were ancient Egyptian childr…
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies.
Why were ancient Egyptian childr…
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies.
Why were men given larger brains…
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.