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Why were the burgers in the refr…

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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?

They saw the salad dressing!

This entry was posted in Burger jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why were the early days of histo…

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Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?

Because there were so many knights !

This entry was posted in History jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why were the elephants thrown ou…

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up !

This entry was posted in Elephant jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why were the flies playing footb…

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

This entry was posted in Insect jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why were the ghosts wet and tire…

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

This entry was posted in Ghost jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why were the hens lying on their…

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

This entry was posted in Bird jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why were the trick-or-treaters w…

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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?

Because it was Hulaween!

This entry was posted in Halloween jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why were the two managers sittin…

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

This entry was posted in Sport jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why were the two managers sittin…

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

This entry was posted in Sport jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why were the vets and pounds mad…

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

This entry was posted in Weather jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

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