Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Why were you late ?Sorry, teache…
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Why won’t a witch wear a flat ca…
Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap?
Because there’s no point in it.
Why won’t anyone eat the dogs bi…
Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Si…
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
Because he’s always coming back!
Why won’t pigs take up jogging? …
Why won’t pigs take up jogging?
They don’t like to get that far from the table.
Why won’t the witch let the trav…
Why won’t the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?
She’s afraid they’ll bring down the house.
Why would someone in jail want t…
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?
So he could break out.
Why would the cannibal only eat …
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
Why wouldn’t anyone play with th…
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
Why wouldn’t the bird let her ch…
Why wouldn’t the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?
She didn’t want the pigs eating shredded tweet.