Why wouldn’t the piglet’s mother let her read romantic novels?
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Why wouldn’t the piglet’s mother…
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Why wouldn’t the snake go on the…
Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing maching ?
Because he had his own scales !
Why wouldn’t the sow let her pig…
Why wouldn’t the sow let her piglets play with toads?
She didn’t want them to grow into wart hogs.
Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his…
Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup?
It clotted.
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Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
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Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Wife to husband as they watch th…
Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:”He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him you’re an accountant.”
Wife to Husband: I’ll have you k…
Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: “…
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: “The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn’t it wonderful that they’re not going to bother us anymore?
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Wife: “Do you think of me when y…
Wife: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?
“Husband: “Yes honey, I always bare you in mind.”