WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.”HUSBAND: “Water in the carburettor?
That’s ridiculous.”WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.”HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out.Where’s the car?
“WIFE: “In the pool.”
Wife: “Why don’t you ever callout my name when we’re making love?
” ! Husband: “Because I don’t want to wake you.”
WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?
“HUSBAND: “No thanks. I’m too tired. Let’s just eat at home.”
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?
Wife: Who was that on the phone?
Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he say?
Husband: He asked if the coast was clear…
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,’ Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?
My father’s the one who dug the hole for it.’Bill wasn’t impressed, ‘ Well, that’s nothing. You know the Dead Sea ?
My father’s the one who killed it !
Will He Win ?
by Betty Wont
Will you come to my party on Saturday?
Yes, please, What’s the address?
25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow?
Well, you won’t be empty-handed, will you!
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?
Mum: What crying man ?
William: The one that’s crying, ‘Ice cream! Ice Cream !’
Willie: “I have an awful toothache.”Tommie: “I’d have it taken out if it was mine.”Willie: “Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.”