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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a ... Read more
Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake ... Read more
WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at ... Read more
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is ... Read more
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he say?Husband: He asked if the coast was ... Read more
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.'Bill wasn't impressed, ' Well, that's nothing. You know the ... Read more
Will He Win ?by Betty ... Read more
Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won't be empty-handed, will ... Read more
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?Mum: What crying man ?William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream ... Read more
Willie: "I have an awful toothache."Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine."Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, ... Read more
