Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.