Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”

Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well…

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in herfamily tree!

Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure