Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth

Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot triedto take her picture!

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo mama is so ugly the government movedhalloween to her birthday.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.