Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!