Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book