yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as aslip and slide.

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!