Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too