Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!

Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon forparachute.

Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”

Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”

Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.