Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.