Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!

Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellowI can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.