Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs