yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
yo mommas so poor the roaches pa…
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Yo’moma so fat she jumped off th…
Yo’moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck
You can read his mind in his fac…
You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.
You can’t have any more chocolat…
You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I’ll lay on my side.
You don’t see many reindeer in z…
You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
No. They can’t afford the admission.
You have just received the “Kent…
You have just received the “Kentucky Virus”!!!As we ain’t got no programin’ experience, this here Virus works on the honor system.Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.Thanks for your cooperation.
You have to stay in shape. My gr…
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
You know all that talk about bac…
You know all that talk about backseat driving?
Well, I’ve been driving all my life and can safely say that I’ve never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive?
A hearse!
You know how most packages say “…
You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
You know that little indestructi…
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes – why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?