Young lady to father “Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor ” “Dentist” “Why father ?
” “We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!”
Young lady to father “Daddy, whe…
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Young Vestal was walking in his …
Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. “Mama!” yelled the boy. “A gator jus’ bit off mah foot!” “Which one?
” called his mother from inside the cabin. “How the hell should Ah know?
!” he shrieked. “They all look alike to me!”
Young woman sat down in small re…
Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. “I’ll have a hamburger please.” “Burger!” she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. “Make that well done.” Waitres turned away again. “Torture it!” she yelled.
Your head is sooooo bald I misto…
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
Your Honor, it was an accident! …
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow?
I don’t know, I didn’t see her license plate!
your mama so fat she was going t…
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
your mama so fat that when she w…
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
your mama’s so fat the governmen…
your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
your mamas feet are so scaly you…
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Your mamas so skinny she swallow…
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.