Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat.Maureen: Why ?

Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.

Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle.Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!

My brother’s one of the biggest stickup men in town.Gosh is he really?

Yes, he’s a six-foot-six billposter.

My brother’s just opened a shop.Really?

How’s he doing?

Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!

Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ‘shake well before using.’

My sister went on a crash diet.Is that why she looks a wreck ?

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

Peter: My brother wants to work badly!Anita: As I remember, he usually does !