Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why?

Is it broken?

So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Yes- their dog is our dog’s brother.

Teacher: What’s this a picture of ?

Class: Don’t know, Miss.Teacher: It’s a kangaroo.Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ?

Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.