Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be ... Read more

Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument ... Read more

Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked, they're all ... Read more

Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same ... Read more

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, ... Read more

Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: ... Read more

Tower: What's your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front ... Read more