Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."The second blonde says, "Here, ... Read more

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells ... Read more

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on ... Read more

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, ... Read more

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the ... Read more