Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be ... Read more

Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?A: His area of expertise is dodging armed ... Read more

Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the ... Read more

Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes ... Read more

Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?A: He is ... Read more

Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?A: ... Read more

Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses?A: He's afraid of the ... Read more

Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to ... Read more

Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"?A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane ... Read more

Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his ... Read more