Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my ... Read more

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction ... Read more

Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Don't smile in a bad ... Read more

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their ... Read more

Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?""To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth ... Read more