why don’t men do laundry?

cause the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control!

Why don’t men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why don’t women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

– Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?

Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.