Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I’ll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Why are men like paper cups?

They’re disposable

Why did God create a man before a women?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why did God create men first?

Because we learn from mistakes.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they’re practicing to be men.

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they’re acting?

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn’t have to retrain him.