Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look ... Read more

Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually ... Read more

Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of ... Read more

Men are like government bonds. They take so long to ... Read more

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner ... Read more

Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half ... Read more

Men are like curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your ... Read more

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about ... Read more

Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to ... Read more

Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the ... Read more