Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.

Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like soap operas.They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.

Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.