Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s a woman’s job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.

Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.