Pig’s explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.

Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling.

SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party?

PIGLET: I’d rather have three cakes and one candle.

The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened?

He turned out to be a big boar.

The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.

The teacher was furious with her son. “Just because you’ve been put in my class, there’s no need to think you can take liberties. You’re a pig.” The boy said nothing. “Well! Do you know what a pig is?

” “Yes, Mom,” said the boy. “The offspring of a swine.”

Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?

“I’m afraid that’s all going to waist.”

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

“Don’t tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.”