What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

“Behave or Frankenswine will get you.”

What did the pig call a manuscript?

A shoat story.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

“Mmm. Canapes.”

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

“Yum Yum.”

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

“Heavy!”

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

“That’s the end of me!”

What do hip pigs call their ladies?

Fine swine.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!