What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

What do piggys take when they are sick?

Pigicillin!

What do you call a crafty pig?

CunningHam

What do you call a lady pig planting seeds?

A sow sow.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar!

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!